Wednesday, May 27, 2009

"I don’t know how you’re brave enough to be alone with him." - Jessica , Twilight, ch. 10, p.204

I've been banished (I hope only temporarily...)

I THOUGHT I was being a good vampire. But apparently my tall, handsome, brooding, bloodthirsty presence alone is enough to scare the *&%$#!%$%* bejesus out of Val when she comes up to the third floor to quilt. Is it MY fault I am left alone all day and just want some company? I haven't been to a playdate or a party in WEEKS. It's not like I bit her or anything. I didn't even nip her! Oh Christ, NOW I sound like the dog. What's next, the shelter? From the corner to the shelter? Have I NO dignity left?

4 comments:

  1. Edward...you can come to my place anytime. *I* have a nice, soft bed waiting for you...

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  2. ..and she stood you right where you have to look at her wedding photo all the time!

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  3. Is it terrible that Alice has seen Twilight? Our college kid neighbor thought that it would be great to share it with her! There was some editing, but sheesh...Do I have to share ALL my mommy porn...

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  4. D - he's just reminiscing about how I smell like SAUSAGE.

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