[Erm, happy 23rd, RPatz!]

"So, yeah, I turned seventeen again. Big deal. But these lovely ladies threw me a party. Wanna know what we did? Bet you can guess...and get your mind out of the gutter, for God's sake, I'm CARDBOARD."
My practically life-size Edward Cullen cutout likes his life with me.
We do lots of fun stuff...
WISH I WAS THERE!
ReplyDelete"Janet, I wish you'd been there too, my darling human. - E."
ReplyDelete...and he felt the warmth of her blush across the state of Pennsylvania....
ReplyDeleteNever before have I felt such a yearning to attend a birthday party.
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