Thursday, April 30, 2009

"Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort." Emmett, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Edward Cullen isn't sure he likes his new adoptive brothers.
For one thing, even for humans they don't smell so good, and for another, they're so LOUD.
Plus, Edward doesn't GET hockey.

"Trust me." Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57

This is Flat Edward.
Say hello, Edward, there's a good vampire.