"Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am! " - Sookie

"Also? I am a VERY smart vampire."

Bella: "How long have you been 17?" M-A Fleury: "No, no, I am number 29! 29!"

"Who ees this 'Flat Edward' Because, the BabelBabe, she ees MINE. Back off, sparkly vampire!"


"There's no need to fight over her - you're too young for her. *I*, on the other hand, am 108. Perfect. Go away, goalieman."

"I should go back there and rip those guys' head off..."

"Who knew Evgeni Malkin and I had so much in common?
Huh."